[Vodstok]

This is a place for lines and situations that hit you just right and made you laugh so hard, it hurt. It can be non-pc, so be careful if you are sensitive, things will probably get pretty bad.

Dont be emarrased. this is for things lik eimagining your grandma bouncing off a car and laughing at it, at her funeral. that kind of thig.


This made me sick. ever have that kind of laugh where you arent really laughing, your chest is just so tight you cant breathe you tear up, and nothing comes out, and you just sit there?

Yesterday on Opie and Anthony, they were talking about the world's smallest person. it's a 14 year old Thai boy who is currently 20 inches tall.

Jim Norton (Who is quickly becoming my new god...) said this:
"I want to hit it. i just want to punch it in it's little torso, then stick him in the back of my closet and yell at it through a hole in the door."

I dotn know why, but i lterally almost went off the road and felt sick for about 15 minutes after that. Anyone familiar with his delivery knows why that was so funny...