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Old 08-30-2006, 02:05 PM
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A guy is a gynocologist, and most of his patients are fro a loval college.

one girl comes in, and he notices a giant "C" on her chest. he says "if you dont mind my asking, what is that from?"

She looks down and says "oh that. My boyfriend goes to connecticut state and refuses to take off his school sweater when we have sex."

he thinks it's odd, but it makes sense.

The next day, another girl, this one with an "M".

he asks her what the deal is.

"My boyfriend goes to Michigan state and refuses to take off his school sweater when we have sex."


later that day, same thing, another "M". this time he says "let me guess: you have aboyfriend who goes to michigan state and refuses to take off his sweater when you have sex."

the girl says "No, my girlfriend goes to Wisconson state."
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