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Old 08-30-2006, 06:17 AM
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On a lighter note:

two college guys were speeding through Texas when they got pulle dover by a state trooper. The cop walked up to the driver's side and tapped on the glass with his nightstick. when the window rolled down, he thwapped the driver in the forehead with the stick. he then asked for his license and registration and ran a check.

after giving him his stuff back, he walked to the other side of the car and thwapped the other guy in the fore head too.

"What the hell was that for?" the second guy shouted.
The cop smiled and said "I'm granting you your wish."

"My wish?"

"Yeah. you would be 2 miles down the road and would have said 'I wish he would have tried that shit with me...'"
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