Chocolate sauce? You mean this is chocolate sauce? It's not even real blood?! Wait! It's not even Hersheys. Shit! It's not even Quick! It's fucking generic chocolate sauce! I... Fuck it! I quit! And not only that... I'm going on Oprah, and I'm tellin' her why!
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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