[persuasian70]

I'm pretty new to this, and I don't anything about what took place before.
Opening Paragraph: I thought that Zero's opening was better than IA's. IA's first paragraph wasn't too funny, while Zero's opening paragraph was great with the whole mom and backhair thing. Winner : Zero

Second Paragraph: I also liked the Iowa reference in the second paragraph. He managed to incoporate his home state into the joke, while IA's second paragraph went after his old age. I don't know how old Zero is, but it was kinda lame. Winner : Zero

On the third portion: I have to agree with IA. The whole debate with inanimate objects was not good. I think wet kleenexs go well with strength insults, not intellegence insults. The moldy eggplant, while descriptive, didn't work either. Winner : IA

Fourth Paragraph: The whole wife thing was me cringe more than laugh. I think the whole beastiality and scalding masturbation crossed the unfunny line for ME. I don't know about anyone else. At the same time I thought the whole hitting on underage HDC members was kinda lame, although you tied it in nicely with the Iowa insult again. Winner : Draw

Closing paragraph: Going out to drink with my friends is pretty unimpressive. I mean anyone of age can go out drinking with his/her friends. I mean what else is there to do in Iowa (sorry I hate driving through that state, not as much as Nebraska though). Also the whole paying bills, watching TV, or typin on the internet alone was stating things everyone does. Most adults pay bills, watch TV, and surf the internet alone(I don't like having someone looking over my shoulder). Anyways, sometimes I would rather stay home with my significant other and watch movies on a Friday night, then get drunk with my friends. As for Zero, I thought the inbreeding and ability to type insult was a nice close, and he also managed to bring his mom into it again. I like how you tied it into previous insults. Although IA also did tie it in with the whole violent wife porn at the end too. (Although that joke didn't work for me originally so it was less effective). Winner: Zero


Overall winner this round:

Zero