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Old 08-24-2006, 05:47 PM
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Originally posted by Zero
she only returns the calls of men who HAVE a penis. . .

not snot nosed college punks who couldn't find their genitalia with tweezers, a magnifying glass, and a map
hahahaha

So I guess she uses her phone minutes to ring up old, fat dried up losers who need to pop two Erectols and drive by the local Junior High school at recess just to get an erection long enough to suppress the reality that they're 30-something year old failures who hang out on horror websites?

GO!
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