Ugh... what... what the fuck happened? Oh... oh man, my hand is KILLIN' me. Holy SHIT, what happened to my hand? I... don't remember... ANYthing! Who am I?!?!
Okay, okay... Think, just THINK. You're fine, just try and remember. You're an annoying, self-obsessed asshole... It's coming back. Yes, now I remember. I'm completely motivated by my own desires and feel the need to make sure everyone around me recognizes and celebrates every one of my minute, miniscule accomplishments, no matter how pointless or mundane they are.
I remember now!!! I have one bad joke that I coat every one of my comments with, and it's never really been that funny! Of COURSE!
I'm ZERO!!!!
Here's a monkey pic...
:D