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Old 08-22-2006, 11:47 AM
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Originally posted by hellfire1
the man with two brains.

"duke, duke duke... duke of oil, oil, oil... duke of oil..."
You. You're the elevator killer? Merv Griffin?
Yeah.
Why?
I don't know. I've always just loved to kill. I really enjoyed it. But then I got famous, and - it's just too hard for me. And so many witnesses. I mean, everybody recognized me. I couldn't even work anymore. I'd hear, "Who's that lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffin?" So I came to Europe to kill. And it's really worked out very well for me.
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