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Old 08-11-2006, 04:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by tarcher80
Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!

Bart: Yes father.

Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over!

Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy!

Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!
LOL!

i love that show...

passing motorist: Hey fatty! I have a movie for you, "A fridge too far!"
Super-fat homer: Shame on you people... I just want to watch "Honk if you're horny" in peace...
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