Ok here's one I get all the time. I work at a hotel and when I'm not working the desk I'm driving the shuttle and taking towels and shit to guests. I also get the wonderful job of plunging toilets and dumb shit like that.
But the one thing I get most of all is I have to show people how to turn on the water....................IT'S A FUCKING KNOB, YOU TURN IT JACKASS!!!!!
Or how about those people that can't figure out how to open the door, ok I understand the a key card can be confusing for some but it has instructions printed right on it.
And finally: how to use the phone. Noone seems to be able to read the instructions that say "dial 9 for an outside line" so they call the desk after about 15 min of them arguing with the desk that thier phone is broken I get to go prove to them that they are just retarded...........it happens all the time.
|