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Old 08-10-2006, 02:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In the Rayne
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Ok here's one I get all the time. I work at a hotel and when I'm not working the desk I'm driving the shuttle and taking towels and shit to guests. I also get the wonderful job of plunging toilets and dumb shit like that.

But the one thing I get most of all is I have to show people how to turn on the water....................IT'S A FUCKING KNOB, YOU TURN IT JACKASS!!!!!

Or how about those people that can't figure out how to open the door, ok I understand the a key card can be confusing for some but it has instructions printed right on it.

And finally: how to use the phone. Noone seems to be able to read the instructions that say "dial 9 for an outside line" so they call the desk after about 15 min of them arguing with the desk that thier phone is broken I get to go prove to them that they are just retarded...........it happens all the time.
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