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Old 08-09-2006, 10:31 AM
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I think that people are just going to do shit...like everyone does. People's souls and minds aren't pure, we're all flawed. But sometimes the flaws encourage discussion, and after a little bit of fighting, everyone knows each other better...especially the claws...

MONKEY. I'm so thirsty, it's hot, so hot, could I have a drink of water, please? Please?

CRABAPPLE. Ha ha, Monkey! AAAGH! Monkey!! What's that behind you, monkey?

MONKEY. (turns around) Huh?

CRABAPPLE. (hits monkey on head with rolled-up newspaper) Ha ha ha ha!

MONKEY. (sobbing) You...you...

CRABAPPLE. Ahhh, the Good Life. It feels so nice to realize one's potential!
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