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			Welcome Christmas   
 Fah who for-aze!
 Dah who dor-aze!
 Welcome Christmas,
 Come this way!
 
 Fah who for-aze!
 Dah who dor-aze!
 Welcome Christmas,
 Christmas Day
 
 Welcome, Welcome
 Fah who rah-moose
 Welcome, Welcome
 Dah who dah-moose
 Christmas day is in our grasp
 So long as we have hands to clasp
 
 Fah who for-aze!
 Dah who dor-aze!
 Welcome, welcome Christmas
 Welcome, welcome Christmas
 Day
 
 This one too.......All the time...I know you know what it is...
 
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
 
My Karma ran over my Dogma
 
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
 
I'm suffocating in what's become of me... 
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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