ok, i've got a good one
during my highschool days while quickly taking care of business before my next class, i rushed out and noticed a really good looking guy looking at me so i fealt flattered and smiled. a girl rushes up to me and says "hey dude, you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe." i was horrified. it must have been a good foot dragging along behind me.
ok, that's my two cents; can anybody top this. please i beg you :(
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