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A government official was visiting a hospital and as part of this visited the psychiatric ward. As he entered the ward, an old male patient, David, dressed in a swimming costume came up to him and said "Well I'm off to the Bahamas, wish me a good trip!" and walked out the door.
The government official was a bit stunned, but the head psychiatrist explained "Don't worry, that's just David. He believes he is an international playboy and every day sets off on a new holiday. He will just walk around the building a few times and return, telling us about his wonderful adventures. Harmless, really."
This explanation put the official at ease, and so the tour continued to the patients' rooms. When they came to David's room, they found another patient on his bed, masturbating furiously. They asked him what was going on, and his reply was "Oh, nothing serious. While David's on holidays, I'm fucking his wife"
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