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A guy takes his date up to a far away secluded spot and they park and start to kiss. Things start to get passionate and the guy is making his big move when his date stops him.
"What's wrong, baby?" he asks, puzzled.
"I have to tell you something before we go any further. I'm really a prostitute and before we can have sex, I'm going to need $200 from you."
The guy thinks about this and agrees, gives her the money and they have sex. After they're finished the guy turns to his date and says "Honey, before we go, I have to tell you something. I'm really a taxi cab driver and your trip home is going to come out to be $200!"
Two car salesmen are sitting in a bar, complaining about their day.
"Man, the boss told me that if I don't sell more cars, I'm gonna lose my ass!" One of the salesmen says angrily. Suddenly his friend jabs him and motions for him to turn around and look behind him. The salesman turns and is surprised to see this beautiful, classy young woman sitting next to him. Suddenly he remembers his earlier comment and feels embarassed cursing in front of such a classy woman.
"I'm terribly sorry, miss...I didn't see you there!" the guy said.
"Aw, that's all right, mister..." the beautiful woman replied "I can totally understand. If I don't sell more ass, I'm going to lose my car! :D
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The Top 4 Rules To Follow In Order To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse!!!
Rule 1: You don't have to be the fastest person when running from zombies, just faster then someone else.
Rule 2: If possible, keep a fat person with you at all times. Zombies prefer more meat.
Rule 3: Everyone else is expendable...unless they're the ones carrying the supplies.
Rule 4: When in doubt, shoot everyone. Chances are they were bound to be infected, anyway.
Last edited by Violent Messiah; 07-12-2006 at 05:47 PM.
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