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Originally posted by filmmaker2
My gosh....that description makes me want to start a fistfight with the person who formulated that particular confectionary!
I had an energy drink today, and those things usually aren't the most delicious tasting things. But this crap tasted like cabbage juice or something, it was really vile! "Who came up with this? What kind of whacky person thought this was good enough to put into a can??" was all I could think.
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Like, I know, right??? Aren't these things supposed to go throught focus groups first? Shouldn't someone with active taste buds stand up and say "Excuse me? This tastes like spoiled onion and garlic filled dead ass left laying in the sun too long.", or something to that effect?
You know what my dream job is? I want to be the guy that sits in on these idea sessions so when some dumbass cufflink says "I know! Lets mix perfectly good chocolate with cinnamon!!!", I will calmly and quietly slip on my fine Italian leather driving glove snugly and then bitch slap him so hard he falls two places down the evolutionary table. Then I can stand over him and sternly point my gloved finger at him and say "No! Bad cufflink! No!"...I bet the world would be a more wonderful place if jobs like that existed. :D
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