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What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because sheep don't have strings.
What kind of bees give milk?
Boo bees.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap in the woods. The bear looks over and says to the rabbit "Hey, does shit ever stick to your fur?" "No" says the rabbit. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The captain's log.
Why did Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?
To go where no man has gone before.
What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
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Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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