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I could cure your craving for chocolate easy...
The other day, I was in your same boat...I was dying for a chocolate fix, and then my sister drops by to visit and she has some with her. So I think I'm saved right?
WRONG!!!
It was some of that Choxie shit from Target and it was some messed up flavors:
Chocolate Redgolds: "A luscious cream center is blended with Korintje cinnamon, flown in all the way from the island of Sumatra in Indonesia. Dark chocolate and a candy shell sprinkled with gold dust encircle the center of sweet heat"
What the...??? Prententious snoby choclate...Ewwww...
Trust me, one of those things and you forget you ever wanted choclate...I haven't wanted chocolate since. :(
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The Top 4 Rules To Follow In Order To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse!!!
Rule 1: You don't have to be the fastest person when running from zombies, just faster then someone else.
Rule 2: If possible, keep a fat person with you at all times. Zombies prefer more meat.
Rule 3: Everyone else is expendable...unless they're the ones carrying the supplies.
Rule 4: When in doubt, shoot everyone. Chances are they were bound to be infected, anyway.
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