[The STE]

opposite of Goth = pretentious Goth poser. Like the ones who shop at Hot Topic and force laughter at death scenes (not like those of us who actually DO laugh at stuff like Bambi's mom) while listening to My Chemical Romance and calling people conformists. They'd be all saying 'like' in every sentence and saying 'oh, you're so not a REAL goth' to everybody


EDIT: And I agree. You could've gotten Sam the Egg's Giant Penis mentioned on national network television!