[Miss Olivia]

Why did the rubber fly across the room?
It got pissed off.

A man was at the urinal in a public restroom when a big black man came in, whipped out a twelve-incher and said "whew, I just made it!" the first guy looks over and says "Can you make me one too?"

What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
Come in five different flavors.

A woman was throwing a costume party where all the guests had to dress up as different emotions. The first guest arrived dressed in blue. "Ah, you must be the blues" she said. The guest nodded and went inside. The second guest arrived in green, and the woman said,"Oh, you must be green with envy" and the guest nodded and stepped in the door. The next guest showed up completely naked except for a bowl of custard strapped around his waist with his pecker shoved through a hole in the middle. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" she asked.
The guest replied in a Brooklynese accent, "I'm fucking disgusted"

I've got a joke so funny it'll make your breasts fall off....oh, I see you've already heard it.

What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?
They're both fun to ride until your friends see you.

What do you call a woman who uses too much contraceptive foam?
A spermicidal maniac.