[The_Return]

I think Ive posted this one before...oh well, with the new Superman movie coming out I suppose it's a good time to post it again:p


Superman was bored one day, and he decided to out for a nice afternoon fly. As he soars above the city, he happens to see Wonder Woman sunbathing on her roof, naked as the day she was born. Superman, being the horny bastard that he is, thinks to himself "Hmm...you know, I am faster than a speeding bullet...I bet I could fly down there, bang her and be gone before she even noticed!". And that's exactly what he does. He flies down, in out and away, feeling proud of himself.

Meanwhile on the roof, Wonder Woman says "What was that?". The Invisible Man laying on top of her says "I have no idea, but my asshole hurts like hell!"

Yuk yuk yuk