[Miss Olivia]

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.

This beautiful young parapalegic was sitting in her wheelchair gazing sadly at the ocean when a young man walked by. "Why do you look so sad?" he asked. The young woman said with a tear"I've never been kissed." "Well I can take care of that" the young man said and kissed her gently, walking away pretty pleased with himself. The next week, there was the same girl in her wheelchair staring sadly at the ocean. "Now why do you look so sad?" he asked. She sniffled and said " I've never been fucked"
"Well, I can take care of that too" he said. He picked her up out of her wheelchair, carried her gently to the end of the pier and threw her off, screaming "Now you're fucked!!!"