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I don't like bacon a whole lot. In fact, I like pork that much except my dad's ribs. Those are good.
If you don't like bacon grease burning you (this is the world's smallest violin yada yada yada) then wear plate mail. So what if it weighs thirty-five pounds? You'd look really neat wearing armor and cooking bacon.
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