Liar. I've seen your James Brown collection.
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2) I only have White Castle Coupons (sliders are great breakfast food)
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No way. The culinary equivalent of being face-fucked by Ron Jeremy is no substitute for some bacons & eggsesses.
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3) If you take my first born, you'll have a teenager with attitude on your hands, are you sure you want that?
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Is it crunchy?
You know, that thing in that Mel Gibson movie.
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5) I only have 3 Honus Wagner's left, I really can't spare any
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Understandable.
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6) How about Bill Gates instead?
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No, really. It's the gate, ask anyone here.
PWN3D!!!1
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8) I'm 39 and married, I haven't met a virgin in 25 years, I can try eBay if you want, they probably have some!
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Okay, but we're not paying for shipping.
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9) Who the hell is A.A. Milne? Send me a picture and I'll start carving.
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Could you fashion Piglet out of a turnip to go along?