Quote:
Originally posted by The Flayed One
Now about your payment. You owe us one of the following:
1.) Your soul
2.) An IHOP coupon
3.) Your first born
4.) The right of the first night
5.) A Honus Wagner chewing tobacco card
6.) The Gate
7.) 3======D
8.) A 1oz bottle of virgins blood
9.) A sculpture of A.A. Milne cut from cabbage.
You have 10 seconds to comply...
|
1) I have no soul
2) I only have White Castle Coupons (sliders are great breakfast food)
3) If you take my first born, you'll have a teenager with attitude on your hands, are you sure you want that?
4) huh?
5) I only have 3 Honus Wagner's left, I really can't spare any
6) How about Bill Gates instead?
7) Huh, again?
8) I'm 39 and married, I haven't met a virgin in 25 years, I can try eBay if you want, they probably have some!
9) Who the hell is A.A. Milne? Send me a picture and I'll start carving.