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An American goes on a safari tour to Africa. Suddenly, cannibalistic headhunters attack the tour group and everyone escape, but the American is grabbed. He's taken to their village and put in front of their leader. The American, trembling for his life, pleads with the leader to let him go and not eat him. The leader looks at him up and down, and agrees to let him go, but not before he fulfills 3 conditions.

"What conditions?" asks the American, trying to control his glee and hopes.

The leader points at 3 huts and says "The first hut is full of bottles containing whiskey. Drink all of em, dont leave even a drop in, and come out still walking. The second hut has a huge hungry lion which hasnt eaten for months. You must fight it and defeat it, and come back out again. The 3rd hut contains a nymphomaniac. Satisfy her and come out. If you are still standing by then, you may go. I give you my word."

The American jumps and runs to the first hut in joy, happy that he will be let go with his life. About a couple hours later, he walks out, all swaggery and wobbly knees, eyes barely open. The leader points towards the second hut and the American moves into it.

A deafening roar echoes in all directions instantly. This is followed by a yelp of extreme surprise and the walls of the hut begin to vibrate and the ground starts shaking. After a while of all this happening, the roof of the hut is blown away, and the lion jumps out of the hut and disappears into the forest in a flash.

Minutes later, the American crawls out on all fours, scratched and bitten from head to toe with tattered clothes hanging from his arms and legs. He stands up with a superhuman effort and yells at the leader...

"Now where's the damn woman I gotta fight and out-wrestle?!"