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If I were a fairy godmother I would start with crackers. I would turn a cracker into a pumpkin and the pumpkin into a coach.
It's funny because "cracker" is also a racial slur for white people, and I don't understand why. But this isn't the place for that.
I know these are horribly bad for your teeth, but skittles, startburst, gummy bears, and other chewy fruity chewy candies are wonderful for late night readings. I love to have them and a sprite while I'm up late and, as I said, reading.
Does anyone remember Now n' Laters? They were those chewy candies that could pull adult teeth right out of your skull? They were great.
Candy is a horrible snack, but sometimes, you just have to.
ooh and nerds...
Healthy Heather does recognize that baby carrots are better and sweeter.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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