Goddamnit, YJ, just come to my house, I'll put on Dark Side of the Moon, shut off the lights, and ruin your sex life forever, on account of no one ever living up to what I'd do to you.
That way, you'll quit whining about being a virgin.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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