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In order of importance.
1) Watch the Cubs win the World Series.
2) Be with the perfect girl... so basically someone who doesn't like to go "clubbing"... I hate dancing.
3) Make enough money to support myself and the people I care about.
4) Destroy a department store from the inside out. (that's just a guilty pleasure)
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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