Why in the hell did they choose to make the goo white? I can see it now....
Exec 1: How can we make this toy as offensive and weird as possible?
Exec 2: I know! Let's make the ooze resemble semen!
*high fives*
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And no matter what I say I cannot resist or betray it. No one could do so because there is no one here. There is only this body, this shadow, this darkness.
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