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Oh my god. I always knew there was a link between being a horror fan and knowing thie ins and outs of cooker hood cleaning.
Does anyone here know anything about neuroscience cos i'm gettin a bit stuck with that myself.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) -Eddie Izzard.
“I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.” - Gareth from The Office
“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent
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