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Old 04-30-2006, 05:04 AM
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I have a ginger tabby named Irish. If there is, in fact, an entity known as Satan, Prince of Darkness, Beelzebub, Lord of Flies, the Devil, this cat is that very entity. He hates everybody...except me. I have witnessed this cat rip open the scalp of the wicked, catch his paw claw under the nail of the offender causing a red gush of blood, a yowl so deep and sinister that it would send chills down the spine of the most stalwart. But he loves his mummy. If he doesn't get petted by me when he wants it, he bites my nose, and not gently either.

I have two Schnauzers. Griffen is in league with Irish as he is Mephisto, gathering souls of the damned, and all those would make a pact with the Devil. He's a sly bastard. One minute he's on your lap with his ears laid back, brown eyes large and shining, begging to be loved. The next minute he's trying to tear your arm off to beat you with the wet end.

The other Schnauzer (Sophia a.k.a Yum Yum) as well as my Irish Setter/English Springer (Sadie May Sunshine) mix are two angels sent down to combat the evil. They are benevolent, bestowing love on all manner of creature. They give love and desire love. It is impossible not to love them for they are glorious and holy. Let it be known that I would never commit such blashemous acts towards them such as putting sweaters or any other sorts of apparel for dogs on their person.

I have a black cat that truly belongs to the Sidhe. Enough said.


By the way, chainleen, Baal is not a demon. Baal was worshipped in ancient Sumerian as a God of Agriculture. When the winning movements of the Abrahamic traditions spread out across the territory they took the names of the Gods of the local people and turned them into demons. Another example would be Asteroth, who preportedly was the Grand Duke of Hell in books on Demonology in Medieval times. Asteroth was actually taken from Asterah or Ashera who was a great Goddess in Babylonian and Sumerian times. Some say, that in certain Hebraic tribes She was worshipped as the wife of God.
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