[bloodrayne]

Jeff and Steven were fishing one day when Steven pulled out a cigarette. Finding he had no matches, he asked Jeff for a light.

"Yeah, sure, I think I have a lighter," he replied Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 12 inches long.

"Holy Shit!" exclaimed Steven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his
hands. "Where did you get that monster??"

"Well," replied Jeff, "I got it from my Genie."

"You have a Genie?" Steven asked.

"Yeah, sure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Jeff.

"Could I see him?"

Jeff opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Steven says, "Hey there! I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"

"Yes, I will," says the Genie

So Steven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Steven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Steven yells at Jeff. "What the hell?! I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!"

Jeff answers, "Yeah, I forgot to tell ya that the Genie is hard of hearing.

Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch BIC?"