[Yeti.13]

What's the worst thing you woke up to?? (Not just some fat minger you picked up the night before when you were half cut)

Mine was a couple of years ago during the summer. It was a hot night so I was all naked(hmmm nice image) and I had kicked the sheets off. About 3.30 in the morning the dog, who was asleep on the bed, got up and decided to have diarrhoea all over my chest, the bed and then wander down the stairs leaving trails of it everywhere. What was worse was I was just awake a split seacond before it happened but not awake enough to quite comprehend what was happening.

Dogs, mans best freind? My arse!!