Fletch
Receptionist: May I help you Dr...?
Fletch: Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
Receptionist: What was that name again?
Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where's the records room?
Revenge Of the Nerds-any scene with "Booger" in it(What the fuck are robster craws?)
Bottle Rocket-the safe cracking part
Safemen-Sam Rockwell owns that movie
Who's Harry Crumb-the sprinkler scene
Monty Python:The Quest for the Holy Grail-several scenes esp. the "is she a witch?" part
Sideways-when he steals Mile's wallet back and the chase ensues
Coming to America-I laughed my ass off that entire film
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka-death by gold(How'd he go to the bathroom?)
Chopper-"that explains the limp" part
Throw Mama From the Train-the old women is priceless
Moving-the whole film
Dumb and Dumber-several scenes including the "What's soup de jour?" part.
Caddyshack-Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield(Now I know why tigers eat their young)
Rolling Kansas-the severed nose at the diner part
Windy City Heat-the whole film esp. the bathroom scene(What's that sound?It's my ass farting!)
House Party 1 and 2-several scenes+Bernie Mac
.....and on.
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray?
Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer.
"Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman.
"Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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