[ItsAlive75]

(( YELLOW JACKET ))

Here's the thing about dogs. They're man's best friend, yeah... but on the whole, they're really, really stupid. They pledge their allegiance to people and things seemingly at random. They eat their own shit. They chase their tails. But God dammit, they're probably the best companion a guy could ever have. So what does that mean? That we're only happy with idiocy? Can we only feel comfortable when the loyalty paid to us is from someone or something that doesn't even know what the word means?

Take YJ's dog. It loves his mom, hates him. He'll sit next to his ma, and the dog will get jealous and attack him. IT WILL GET JEALOUS. This animal chews on tennis balls that have been sitting under the stove for three and a half months. This dog sniffs other animals' assholes and fucking ENJOYS it. And worse still, YJ cares that the dog doesn't like him!

Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to randomly choose two friends of mine, and act like a complete dick to them. I'm talking spitting at them when they're talking to me, badmouthing them in front of loved ones, and overall being a horrible human being to them both socially and privately. And then I'll pick one freind and treat him like a fucking diety. What is this going to prove? That I am no smarter than a fucking dog, BUT my friends are even dumber for caring.