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IA75's patented Column Machine
So I've recently come into possession of a machine that takes people's problems and turns them into sharp, incisive columns. It's weird... say someone told me that their neighbor beats his son. My machine will take that and turn it into a witty editorial, lickety split.
If anyone wants to see this awesome machine in action, PM me with an issue or problem that irritates or upsets you. I'll put it into the machine, and after a little while, your problem will be editorialized in this thread. Give it a try, ya pansies.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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