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a killer shrew is no match for the fucking mullet. Think about it; it's spelled as if it should have a silent T, but the T is pronounced! It's not pronounced "moolay" like some sort of fruity french pastry. It's a motherfucking MULLET! Just looking at someone with a mullet, you know they're gonna have dissapointing 3 minute sex with some skinny chick (who is chewing gum at the time), then punch someone in the mouth afterwards. Like, right afterwards. He might not even have pulled his dick out yet. That's the power of the fucking mullet.
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