03-22-2006, 07:11 PM
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Image of the Invisible
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Iowa City, IA
Posts: 6,357
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zero
i've been reading through the various diatribes on this thread - which always seems to be where the venom comes out - and I was thinking - "Why doesn't anyone ever fight with me?" - I mean, to my recollection, I have never had any kind of disagreement or angry words with anyone (well - when I first got here i was accused of spamming - but that hardly counts). So, i've come up with five possible reasons no one ever fights with, moans about, or makes nasty comments concerning me:
1) Everything I say is true, witty, and insightful (usually all at the same time)
2) The real reason for all the fighting on HDC is that you are all so much in love with me that you are filled with jealousy at the thought of others reading my posts.
3) My sheer intellectual brilliance intimidates everyone so much - they sit in awe of me!
4) You are all actually figments of my imagination - and since my imagination won't attack itself - I'm exempt from the nastiness. . .
or, 5) Everyone simply loves monkeys!
I can't think of any other possible reason!
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Shut up, ya stupid idiot.
Eh? EH???
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