[Haunted]

You know, Cheeba, since you started this thread, I figure it's okay if I say a little something to you here.

I've tried to be nice to you, even when you were pissed at me. In fact the only time you've ever been truly nice to me is when you thought you had me in your palm like a piece of sweet dark chocolate. (No man has that priviledge, believe me). Now, I'm going to replace kindness with a bit of honesty.

I could give a fuck what you think I look like in my photo. For one reason, I don't have a high opinion of my looks, period. For another, I was hot and sweaty and cleaning. I'm angry for the rest of the folks that you just blatantly insulted. There was no call for that what so ever. Haven't you ever learned the rule about keeping your negative opinions to yourself? (Dumb question, I'm sure).

My analysis as to why you come here and start fights, fling insults, and otherwise try to build yourself up by being a total asshole to everyone else is because if you opened your mouth like that to someone in a bar or any other social setting in your day to day life, you'd get your ass kicked up around your shoulders. So, you've got to come on here to be the badass and get your jollies, your manhood, your self-esteem boost or whatever.

I would wager the pinky finger on my left hand that 75% of the people on the forum don't really care for you. 20% don't care whether you're here or not, and the rest of the 5% are probably brainwashed. I can name some people out of that five percent, but as this isn't about them, I'm not going to. The point is, you're not doing anything except making an ass out of yourself. When you think you're being the coolest, you're really just being a fuckwit.

When we talk about plagues, zombie holocausts, and other catastrophic events, you're always saying how YOU could survive. You've always got a plan. You're a regular boy scout. In actuality, you need to eat a piece of humble pie. Shit, you need to eat the whole fucking pie and ask for seconds, and you're not allowd whipped cream on top either.

It's going to happen, man. You're going to fall from your so-called grace. When your head clears from smacking the bottom, you're going to realize that you never actually fell, because you were never actually up that high. It's going to be a bad day for you, too, because you lack the know-how and the humility it takes to make yourself a man.

So eat your pie, Cheeba. Eat it now. Eat two, in fact, because if you don't learn humility, if you can't humble yourself in any way, it's going to go very very hard on you.