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Old 03-07-2006, 11:11 AM
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Originally posted by Haunted
Dear IA,
Everytime I fuck my exboyfriend he farts in the middle a few minutes before climax. That can't be my fault can it?

Signed,
Tired of fucking a skunk.
Your ex farting moments before climax is certainly not your fault. This is a scripted reaction he has during sex. Many people have scripts they follow, the most common being urinating immediately after sex. It's something the mind is trained to do, you should explain this to him. If he can be mentally aware of it, it might be possible to change it.
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