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Originally posted by Posher778
Would you survive if you were in a horror movie?
Would you survive in...
Scream-
Halloween-
Dawn of the Dead remake-
Nightmare on Elm Street-
TCM-
Dog Soldiers-
Deep Blue Sea-
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Scream- Most definitely. The tool is called a "gun." It always works better than a knife. Even if you're not hitting crittical spots, bullets coming at you tend to make people want to stop.
Halloween- ? Hmmm... If I were in the situation that Jamie Lee Curtis were in durning the first movie, and being the kind of person who always has their car keys. I'd get in my vehicle and just drive off. Hopefully, I get the chance to run over Mike, back up and do it again. Maybe a couple of times. Then I'd take my car and drive to a nice little bungalow at Crystal Lake... wait a minute...
Dawn of the Dead remake- By living at home I have an advantage. My dad. He's got more guns than anybody I know, and he's proficient with all of them. He was in the CIA Special Forces during 'Nam. Things would definitely go my way if my brother was home too. He's a Lance Corporal Deputy in Columbia, SC and owns his own AK-47. Talk about proficient with firearms. He also, like my dad, knows a thing or two about survival. Instead of the mall, we'd probably head to the super Wal-Mart.
NOES- I'd like to hook up with Freddy and be the...wait for it... dream team. It'd kinda be like that relationship with the killer and Shawnee Smith in Saw2.
TCM- Easy... I don't want to go to Texas for any reason, except maybe Austin. It's highway all the way. Fuck the back roads.
Dog Soldiers? Never saw it.
Deep Blue Sea- Never saw it. However, I'm a pretty strong swimmer, but unfortunately I smoke. I sorta have this Japanese/Sid Viscious feudal "don't let them take you alive" mentality.
NOTLD- Pretty much what Ben did... I mean that, to me, is the only intelligent thing to do when you're in the middle of nowhere. However (and I hated that Ben died), instead of just standing there, I'd be yelling, "Hey, there's someone alive in here! I'm alive! I haven't been bitten! Help!"
The Exorcist- The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram. Salt. Incense, extricating the demon into a circle and sending it back to wence it came. Maybe- since it was supposed to be Puzuzu, I'd want to know what in the hell he was doing in some prepubescent teenager in DC instead of taking care of things back home in Iraq." "Get yo ass back to Iraq and keep those mother-fuckers in check," sounds a bit right.
I have to say this, you guys, and I'm sorry. Just reading through these post, mine included, we all sound so bad ass. In all reality, I don't think that ANY of us, me included would fair so well. However, it is fun to fantasize. In any situation, just remember it's better to overestimate your enemy and underestimate yourself. Let your enemy underestimate you too. Doing that, you might have a better chance.