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Mardi Gras
God, Mardi Gras has gotten so stale now. Being a Big 10 college town, you'd expect there to be some frivolity and debauchery til the wee hours of the morning. But noooooo..... We go out drinking and all the girls are just sitting around.... SITTING! We threw beads at em' but they just hit the girls in the face and they got all mad.
"You hit me in the face, fucker!"
So... what'd everybody do for Mardi Gras?
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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