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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Dear IA,
There is a rumor going around that Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count. Is this true?
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It's probably the only reason I drink the stuff.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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