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Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
it's comments like that, that make me glad i'm a lesbian!! best ones i ever got wer... 'did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?' or 'if i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'
thats right, women say that cheesey crap too!!!
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You're born, you take shit.
You get out in the world, you take more shit.
You climb a little higher, you take less shit. '
Til one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere, and you've forgotton what shit even looks like.
Welcome to the Layer Cake, son...
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