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Originally posted by PeaSoupintheye
I had a bit of a film fest over the weekend lol.
First up:
Battlefield Baseball - where Do I Start??!! What the fuck is this? It's the early hours of the morning and I pluck this movie from a shelf - it's been lying there for months so I decide to give it a go...hmmm. OK - it starts with a bit of gore, this is fine and then moves on to a ridiculous story line which I start to find amusing...what I don't realise is that because it's so bad it's ctually quite funny. Then, the singing - yes singing!! Our 'hero' every half hour it seems needs to break into song, this is not your usual pop or rock classic - no it's Japanese Cheese!!! This film has to be one of the most over the top insane pieces of film I have ever seen.
Will I watch it again? Maybe...but first I think I'd have to to make sure my drink wasn't spiked - would I reccommend - hell no. Battlefield Baseball - so bad it's err gonna make you paranoid you've been spiked, now there's a movie catch phrase!
2/10
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if you dont want your battlefield baseball....ill buy it off ya:D
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Hang the body in the shed
Using meat-hooks through the legs
Catch the blood as it drips from the stump
Like the others from the past
The naked belly, full of cysts
Smells so good, I cant resist
I know inside this ones the best
As I eat the rotting chest
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