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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I thought it was pretty obvious that he inverted the list to make the people on the bottom feel better.
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Originally posted by IA75I could move you down if that would help.
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Oh, so now it begins - - - the petty jealousies and discontent because none of the rest of you were picked for the magnificent position of
FOURTH FROM THE BOTTOM . I can understand Austin feeling jealous (although, in fairness, i can't believe he would ever dare to equate the LAST position with that sacred place we humbly know as
FOURTH FROM THE BOTTOM - the nerve of some people)
The cut that goes the deepest is IA75's sad attempt to minimize the monumental importance of my place as
FOURTH FROM THE BOTTOM . I can understand the kind of pressure he's under - I'm sure since this list was publicized just yesterday that he has been flooded with PMs, phone calls, telegrams, messengers - all carrying that same pleading message - "why not me, why wasn't I
FOURTH FROM THE BOTTOM " - I can just imagine the kinds of emotional blackmail people have been pushing onto our poor beleagured IA75:
"But, we've been friends since childhood and in 5th grade you
promised I could be
FOURTH FROM THE BOTTOM "
"After giving you one of my kidneys, I thought the least you could do would be to name me
FOURTH FROM THE BOTTOM "
"But you said you'd make me
FOURTH FROM THE BOTTOM if I swallowed"
Oh, yes, the pressure must be overwhelming - but all of you can just BACK OFF! The decision has been made, the list certified - there can be only one
FOURTH FROM THE BOTTOM - and that one is ME!!
Now, you can refer to me as Mr. Bottom. . . .erhm, wait, forget that part