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Originally posted by stubbornforgey
this song is quite catchy..
to the tune of 'its amore'...from dean martin..
how we distinguish some of the different races over here..'giggles'
'stubborn counts the beat...1..2..3..
when your hit with a jug in a south auckland pub... its a maori..
when your slammed with club
while your sitting in your truck..
its a tongan.
when your name sounds like this..
one fell of a sofa usi usi la..
its samoan..
when your breath smells like crap
while your serving this and that..
your a hinduuuuu!!!:D
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And let me be the first one to add:
This s a special moment right now,
We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home,
Send your parents out of the room this is a kid's song.
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.
Hey! If you know the words, Sing along!
You're gonna hafta mow the lawn,
Do the dishes, make your bed.
You're gonna hafta go to school until you're seven-teen.
It's gonna seem about three times as long as that
You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun.
You might have to go to war, when you get out of school.
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse.
You're gonna hafta deal with stress
Deal with stress, deal with stress.
You're gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war.
Santa Clause does not exist, and there's no Easter Bunny,
You'll find out when you grow up, that Big Bird isn't funny.
(funny, funny, hahahahaha!)
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.
You're gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact.
You're gonna end up hooked on smack, and then you're gonna die.
And then you're gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie.
Something for the kids,
Well, I think I smell a lawsuit in that one, What do you think?
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