Asshole lawsuit people: That's right, junk food, NO advertising!
Junkfood peoples: can we at least be in the stores?
Alp: In STORES?! Where you can tempt the masses?! FUCK no!
Junkfood peoples: Then how will we sell our product?
Alp: Exactly!
I guess they'll have to sell their stuff on eBay like everyone else. Twinkies and Mike & Ikes will sell for HUNDREDS!
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