Okay-------how about CACTUS COOLER.
Serious. I'm serious.
Used to drink a can of that every day when I was in high school.
There was a machine in the locker room and after Phys Ed I would put forty-five cents in the machine and bingo. Every friggin day, Cactus Cooler. When it was time to finish high school, I said, "Done. No more o' that." And I walked away from the machine, and away from the Cactus Cooler, more or less for good. No more of its orangey pineapple-flavored goodness, so sweet, so bright and crispy and full of life.
I think I've only had two or three cans since then, and that was.....................20 years ago.
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